The Big Fellah, Lyric Hammersmith

Fact of the day: 6000 National Theatre patrons will have their tickets refunded after the flagship venue cancelled this year's Christmas show, The Count of Monte Cristo, adapted by…

As Pirate Dog will tell you, life is unpredictable.

Text of the day: “This villain may be highly dangerous, so if you see him, approach him, knock his lights out, then come and get one of us.”

Text of the day: “I tried to change the world, I failed, but I will transform Paddington station.”