Cock, Royal Court

Quote of the day: “In its tireless championing of the playwright as the center of the creative process, the Royal Court has created the environment for some of our greatest and bra…

Facts of the day: Posh played to 100 per cent capacity at the Royal Court in 2010 and remains one of the highest-grossing shows ever to play in the theatre.

As one year ends and another begins, Pirate Dog curls up in his basket, and ignores my attempts to get him to help me to review the highs and lows of the past year.

Favourite stage direction: “The funeral procession of Queen Elizabeth II goes past.”