Dog/Actor, Etcetera Theatre

Text of the day: “Piss off thou lump.”

Quote of the day: “On awakening, if the actor is already in a play, the first thing that they will hear is the sound of low and slightly menacing growling.”

Even Pirate Dog, who is lovely but not the cleverest of creatures, has noticed that Frantic Assembly is one of the brightest and best of Britain’s wide spread of theatre companies.

Text of the day: “They were bewitched by this tiny man.”