Bang Bang Bang, Royal Court

Quote of the day: “In its tireless championing of the playwright as the center of the creative process, the Royal Court has created the environment for some of our greatest and bra…

Facts of the day: Posh played to 100 per cent capacity at the Royal Court in 2010 and remains one of the highest-grossing shows ever to play in the theatre.

Text of the day: “I’m truly sorry the service is not good enough.”

Last night, at the opening of Mike Bartlett’s new play at the Royal Court, there were plenty of opportunities for ribald jokes about the play’s title, Cock.