The Vertical Hour

Text of the day: “Don’t you know the old joke about the hare and the camel?”

Text of the day: “A friend of mine, a journalist, once said to me: ‘I’m a journalist.’”

Text of the day: “In a football match everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.”

Uninspired by London theatre at the moment, I’ve turned my attention to the best spectator sport in the world: British politics.